Nikelodeon wrote:
You dont become a citizen, you become a subject of the Queen of England. All your personal possesions become property of the Royal Household. If you plan on doing any farming, 20% of your yield must be sent via horse-drawn cart to the Palace. And dont bother planning any more Swan BBQs, the Queen is the only one allowed to feast on their juicy, tender meat.
Hmmmm, that's a problem. I don't take much to nobility. Especially when I've done a better job with my family than the royals have done with theirs.
Seeing that hunting also appears to be a hobby reserved for the landed gentry doesn't work well either.
Fergie used to be hot enough to act as a drawing card, but recent reports say she's getting a little long in the tooth sooooooo, I guess the empire will have to muddle along without me!
