Persia Pummeled By Pair of Pounders

Killjoy · **Posted:** Sun Jul 18, 2010 3:05 am

`
Police detains 40 after Iran mosque bombing
TEHRAN, Iran — Iranian police arrested 40 people following the devastating bombings of a mosque in the southeast as funerals were under way for the victims, local media reported on Saturday.

Gen. Ahmad Reza Radan, Iran's deputy police chief, told the semiofficial Fars agency that the suspects "intended to create insecurity in Zahedan after the bombing," but all was now calm in the city.

A Sunni insurgency called Jundallah, which has carried out several other bombings in the southeast over the past few years, claimed responsibility for the twin blasts, which killed 27.

Radan said that two policemen were among the dead and 10 others were wounded. Members of the elite Revolutionary Guards were also reportedly killed...

...Iranian officials continued their traditional stance of blaming foreign countries, particularly the U.S., for the bombing.

"Americans cannot make an excuse in this case, they were behind the terrorist act in Zahedan," Parliament Speaker Ali Larijani told TV.

D1J1 · **Joined:** Sun May 11, 2008 8:46 am **Posts:** 736

Killjoy wrote:

`
Police detains 40 after Iran mosque bombing
TEHRAN, Iran — Iranian police arrested 40 people following the devastating bombings of a mosque in the southeast as funerals were under way for the victims, local media reported on Saturday.

Gen. Ahmad Reza Radan, Iran's deputy police chief, told the semiofficial Fars agency that the suspects "intended to create insecurity in Zahedan after the bombing," but all was now calm in the city.

A Sunni insurgency called Jundallah, which has carried out several other bombings in the southeast over the past few years, claimed responsibility for the twin blasts, which killed 27.

Radan said that two policemen were among the dead and 10 others were wounded. Members of the elite Revolutionary Guards were also reportedly killed...

...Iranian officials continued their traditional stance of blaming foreign countries, particularly the U.S., for the bombing.

"Americans cannot make an excuse in this case, they were behind the terrorist act in Zahedan," Parliament Speaker Ali Larijani told TV.

Summabeech! Looks like some of the mad bombers are on our side! What's up wid dat?! :twisted:

Not that I mind!

Nikelodeon · **Posted:** Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:16 am

"Detain 40"

As in stand on their faces till they confess.

D1J1 · **Joined:** Sun May 11, 2008 8:46 am **Posts:** 736

Nikelodeon wrote:

"Detain 40"

As in stand on their faces till they confess.

The Iranian police wouldn't do that now would they?! :eek:

spuriousmonkey · **Posted:** Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:22 pm

I would declare war on the USA if I were Iran.

Nikelodeon · **Posted:** Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:08 pm

I would declare an alliance with the USA if I were Iran, after all, whats the worst they could do in response, launch a Nuclear Holocaust Friendly Fire?

spuriousmonkey · **Posted:** Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:47 pm

Nikelodeon wrote:

I would declare an alliance with the USA if I were Iran, after all, whats the worst they could do in response, launch a Nuclear Holocaust Friendly Fire?

Didn't the USA kill more UK troops in friendly fire incidents than any of the enemies?

Killjoy · **Posted:** Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:02 am

Nikelodeon wrote:

I would declare an alliance with the USA if I were Iran, after all, whats the worst they could do in response, launch a Nuclear Holocaust Friendly Fire?

They'd have to change their national flag to something US forces would be more likely to shoot at...

This might be close enough -
:twisted:

Nikelodeon · **Posted:** Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:29 am

Looks too much like the UK flag.

Killjoy · **Posted:** Sat Jul 31, 2010 1:08 am

Nikelodeon wrote:

Looks too much like the UK flag.

spuriousmonkey wrote:

Didn't the USA kill more UK troops in friendly fire incidents than any of the enemies?

spuriousmonkey · **Posted:** Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:26 am

I heard that the USA always tests out new weapon systems first on UK troops and then only on the enemy.

Nikelodeon · **Posted:** Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:04 am

Oh I see. Crafty.

spuriousmonkey · **Posted:** Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:35 am

If something can blow up a british tank, it also can blow up a wedding.

D1J1 · **Joined:** Sun May 11, 2008 8:46 am **Posts:** 736

spuriousmonkey wrote:

If something can blow up a british tank, it also can blow up a wedding.

Nothing will blow up a wedding better than a mother-in-law to be unhappy with her child's judgment in picking a spouse! I suggest we bomb them with those ladies!

Hell, its win-win isn't it? :twisted:

Killjoy · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2010 1:49 pm

D1J1 wrote:

spuriousmonkey wrote:

If something can blow up a british tank, it also can blow up a wedding.

Nothing will blow up a wedding better than a mother-in-law to be unhappy with her child's judgment in picking a spouse! I suggest we bomb them with those ladies!

Hell, its win-win isn't it? :twisted:

Sweet Holy Mother of Drok !

My dear, departed ex-mum-in-law in their midst might well have won the GWOT single handed with just one fearsome fusilade of her demented rantings !

I doubt their spokespeople have the deep pockets of the JDAM lobby, though...
:cry:

Spuriousforums

Persia Pummeled By Pair of Pounders

Who is online